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Reality Check… How TV ruined your life v2.

June 18, 2011 1 comment


Stop chasing this retarded media fueled dream of what life should be like. Having sex is not important and can be completely ignored, and for most of you it should be so you don’t get yourself into a rut about it.

Here’s a big life spoiler, most of your life will be boring. Those TV shows where everyone parties all the time are not real. Most people lie about what they did at the weekends because they feel ashamed they didn’t do something exciting. Well neither did the person they just lied to either.

And for that matter having a girlfriend is not that great either, it’s not the magical experience you’d expect at all and the biggest benefit you will get is sex. In return expect a loss of free time, nagging and retarded women’s logic.

Here’s my advice to you all, do whatever the fuck you like doing, as often as you can. Nobody really gives a shit if you only play videogames for hours every day, or sit inside on Facebook. Life is far too short to care about what the majority of people think of you. Just try and find some friends who do the same things as you and disregard everyone else.

Enjoy your life, stop fucking crying because you couldn’t be what the TV told you to be.



my TWITTER is sooo Smexy!

April 14, 2010 Leave a comment

Today April 14, 2010

        It is a very interesting day, I woke up feeling the summer sun is so refreshing(lol). As usual first thing in the morning I turn on the computer and check my mails and blogs. Then probably eat and stuff, while doing my stuff a bird startled me in the window the bird looks trapped or probly slipped through the little holes of the window and trapped by the curtain. As the bird struggling to get out, I  rushed to grab him before it flew away. Its kinda really hard to capture a bird using hands so its very challenging to grab the bird and captured it. 

Heres the pic:

Me and my little birdy
Me and my little birdy

    Its really cute and furry, the feathers are so soft. The bird kinda nervous though his heart beats so fast.

After a few minutes of interaction with the bird. I noticed something wet in my hands. When I checked it, Its the birds pooooo. Dang I got a jackpot right there. Oh well after he pooed on my I finally let the bird go.

I end up getting my hand smelly.

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